FAQ

 

Is this a haunted house?

NO. Just a cool place to trick or treat.

Will my child be scared?

Only if he or she is scared of bones, brooms, wands, old things, or creepy atmosphere. No one will touch you.

Is this anti-Christian or anti-Wiccan or misogynistic?

No, no, and no; it is what it is.

Is it safe?

No one has been eaten since 2011.

IT IS VERY DARK. Bring a flashlight. Watch your step in the woods and in the barn. If you see a spider, it is real; so touch nothing please.

Are any of those graves real?

All of them.

How do you know?

Don't ask.

What is the price of admission?

Nothing, it's free.

WHY WAS THE BARN CLOSED FOR FOUR YEARS?

A pandemic, a crooked WFG, and a temporary Great Pumpkin until October 28.

What does "W.F.G." stand for?

"Witch Finder General." Witch finders have not operated openly since before 1982. The procedure for requesting a witch hunting license from the county is not publicly available. Licensed witch finders are not required by law to identify as such to anyone but the WFG, the Great Pumpkin, and the Grand Pumpkin.

Is this for real?

Come see for yourself.

 

For more information, send an email to: wfg@witchhuntersbarn.com